Instructions.....FOLLOW THEM COCKSUCKER!

If I ask you to hold a button down for 25 seconds, JUST FUCKING DO IT.
Don't respond back with "Oh, you want me to turn it on or turn it off?" Neither. I WANT YOU TO HOLD THE FUCKING BUTTON DOWN FOR 25 FUCKING SECONDS. THIS ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE. I hope you get AIDS.

I know work will be awesome, when the first thing I have to do is FIX OTHER PEOPLES FUCK UPS!
GODDAMNIT! LEARN TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB. I SWEAR TO GOD OR ALLAH OR WHOEVER YOU WORSHIP, IS THAT IF YOU WORKED IN THE SAME BUILDING AS ME I'D COCKPUNCH YOU SO HARD YOU'D THROW UP.

Learn to do your job and stop fucking up so much you stupid cocksuckers.
Thanks in advance.

GODDAMNIT!

I HAVE TO PARAPHRASE WHAT YOU SAY

DON'T TAKE IT AS I DIDN'T FUCKING LISTEN TO YOUR 4 MINUTE SPIEL

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REPEAT YOUR FUCKING SPIEL TO ME AGAIN.

So, while on my morning commute to work this morning, I noticed one thing that just truly pisses me the fuck off.

Road work.

The same roadwork I drove through yesterday at 50mph. But today, apparently the fucking idiots in my state and neighboring states fucking didn't realize that since they left the signs up that said left lane closed - 2 miles, they apparently just thought they didn't take those motherfuckers down.
See that big fucking line of cars in the right lane, that's because we have to stop to let you dumb motherfuckers who try to race to the front of the line over, causing everyone to fucking stop who is in that lane.
I hope you dumb motherfuckers die on the side of the road and crows eat your fucking stupid cockgobbling faces.


Thanks for making me late to work.

Yours Truly,
-Tech Support

If I show up to work hungover, it's because my head was so full of fuck after listening to your stupid fucking questions all evening that the only way to clear my mind was to get piss drunk.


Sorry in advance.

What the fuck is wrong with people?
Can they not follow simple instructions?

Hold this button for 25 seconds.
What? You let go after 5 seconds?
Fuck you.